Did you stumble upon one of these?
Did it make you smile?
We hope it did.
Welcome to [Blank] The Audience.
We’re glad we were able to make your day a little bit brighter and able to feel a pleasant emotion, please allow us to continue to do so.
Whether you picked up the smile because you were having a bad day, or a good day, because you’re lonely, or surrounded by friends, or because you were hungry and wanted to eat the piece of paper, we are glad that you did and that you made your way to our site.
We review plays. I know I know, you’re not ‘a theater person.’ That’s where we come in, and why we are here!
Allow us to tell you why you should go see a play:
1-We go to the plays and tell you if they are worth seeing so you don’t have to take the risk of seeing one of the bad ones.
2-We bet you will experience more emotions, similar to the emotion you had when you found the smile.
3-You may just interact with people, in a live setting, crazy and rare… we know…
4-If you are lonely, you might make a new friend, if you are surrounded by friends, you will have something to talk about.
5-If you are hungry, we will tell you what close by is good to eat.
6-If you are having a good or bad day, we can recommend plays that will either enhance or contradict those feelings.
7- We will even tell you where the good seats are AND if they serve ALCOHOL! WIN!
(In addition, here are 10 Reasons to See a Play in LA)
What’s not to love?
With any luck, someone else will see your smiling face at the play and they will say this:
We hope you come back and visit us often and share your smiles with us if you see us in person, we’d be glad to return the favor. Whether or not you go see a play, we hope you will keep smiling, because you never know who will see it. After all, smiles are contageous.
Feel free to leave a comment with anything that will make us smile or if you know of a place that would like some smiles.
-Shaunessy and LL
[Blank] the Audience
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