There has only been one problem that I have been thinking about since immediately after the performance of LoveSick, and that was; “how do I possibly describe this production?” Put quite simply, I can not.
You’ll just have to go see it.
LoveSick is:
- dark and twisted
-innovative and creative
- beautiful and well crafted
-relatable and emotionally stirring
-and impossible to describe in a way that will do it justice.
Even these pictures, each worth a thousand words, don’t quite sum up what a treat you are in for:
Gabrielle McClinton (Whatserame) and Van Hughes (Johnny) in AMERICAN IDIOT Photo credit: Doug Hamilton
Part of any theatrical project includes the major challenge of sending a message to the audience and having the audience experience an emotional reaction. This challenge for many can be complicated due to the multitude of cultures and generations seeing live theater today. For many, they have to choose which culture/generation they are going to attempt to reach. American idiot does what few productions are able to do. They successfully send different messages to the audience based upon their own personal life experiences, in such a way that everyone, no matter the culture/generation finds a way to relate to, and take something away from, the production.
Different generations of theatergoers walk away from the play experiencing different reactions from personal direct similarities to the three main story lines, to having friends that experienced those things, to having children or parents that went through those trials. Whether or not we are about to experience, are currently experiencing, have experienced, or have simply viewed other people experiencing things similar to the plot lines, the emotional reactions caused by American Idiot are substantial. They tend to linger to the extent that, as time passes and the audience member dwells on the experience, the love and understanding for this great production grows. Whether or not you are a green day fan or not, this show has something for everyone. There is only one person I have met that didn’t ‘get it,’ and ironically it is a theatre person that is trying to relate to the ‘young people’ today, something we talked about before here.
Some people I’ve spoken with that have yet to see American Idiot tend to think the show is just a tribute to Green Day. It is not. The show takes the music from Green Day’s ‘American Idiot’ album, which already has a kind of story, fills in the holes, and presents a musical with full and rich plot lines onto the stage. In this way, whether or not you are a fan of Green Day, you will still be able to enjoy this musical. American Idiot is truly a great theatrical experience in every aspect. If you have not gone yet, see the national tour of American Idiot at The Ahmanson Theatre, or where ever you can.
For the normal person audience member:
If money is tight, you have a few options, we went there at about 5:30pm and signed up for the lottery, you fill out a form, and at 6pm they announce the winners. The winners get $30 tickets for the first and second rows of the theatre. If you go on a slower day, like a Tuesday like we did, everyone that signed up for the lottery won. If you for some reason don’t win you can ask the box office to purchase Hot Tix. Hot Tix are $20 last minute tickets, generally seated in the balcony. Not great seats, but who’s complaining since they were $20. The $30 lottery is definitely the way to experience this show so you can see the plethora of details that make this production the success that it is. (You could also attempt to get goldstar tickets ahead of time here.) I know I know, you are thinking, “but if we go out to see a show at Center Theater Group there is no place for cheap food or drinks anywhere near there!”
Let me just say, oh ye of little faith, would we ever do that to you?
We have finally found an amazing solution to this. The restaurant is McCormick & Schmick’s and they have happy hour Mon-Fri from 3pm-10pm. What does this mean for you? $3.95 ½ lb cheeseburgers. Which was one of the best cheeseburgers I’ve had in some time, and I’m from the Midwest! That, along with $3.50 14 oz. draft beers, a good selection I might add, makes this the perfect pre-show drinking hole. Here is their happy hour menu.
We had just enough time to win the lottery, run to McCormick and Schmicks, order and eat a 4-buck awesome cheeseburger and fries, down a Sam Adams and a whiskey and head back to the theater just in time to sit down and enjoy an amazing show! No more overpriced theater drinks for you, now you know the secret… shhhhhh…. Don’t tell too many people, or everyone might actually enjoy himself or herself without breaking the bank.
One more thing I want to mention, American Idiot is also participating in “Broadway Cares” Which is a charity that awards grants to AIDS service organizations nationwide. As a man who has ridden in AIDS Lifecycle, (which is still looking for more riders this year, BTW) I am all about the cause. PLUS if you donate $40, you get a window card (some refer to them as posters) signed by the whole cast! A normal, unsigned, window card generally goes for around $20 bucks. So if you shell out $40 clams, then you get to help an amazing organization fight AIDS, as well as walk home with a great souvenir. It’s a win win!
[Blank]ing is a time honored theatrical tradition. Here are some memorable quotes from plays through the ages… including a hell of a lot of Shakespeare… he’s [Blank]ing dirty!
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Williams Shakespeare’s As you like It
“That her [Blank]s may henceforth be bestowed equally.”
“Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more [Blank] and [Blank] of you.”
“My pride fell with my [Blank].”
“O, how full of [Blank] is this working-day world!”
“[Blank] on, you fat and greasy citizens.”
“I can suck [Blank] out of a [Blank] as a weasel sucks eggs.”
“Blow, blow, thou [Blank]er [Blank]! Thou art not so unkind As man’s [Blank].”
“[Blank] me in one word.”
“I do desire we may be better [Blank]ers.”
“I am not a slut, though I thank the gods I am [Blank].”
Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia
“It’s the wanting to [Blank] that makes us matter.”
William Shakespeare’s All’s Well That End’s Well
“Oft [Blank] fails, and most oft there Where most it promises.”
“It is like a [Blank]er’s [Blank] that fits all buttocks.”
“They say miracles are [Blank].”
“A young man married is a man that’s [Blank].”
“Make the coming [Blank] o’erflow with joy, And pleasure drown the brim.”
William Shakespeare’s,Antony and Cleopatra
“I love long [Blank] better than figs.”
“The nature of bad [Blank] infects the [Blank].”
“There’s a great [Blank] gone!”
“[Blank] was in our lips and yes, Bliss in our [Blank] bent.”
“Give me to drink [Blank] That I might sleep this out this great gap of [Blank]…”
“Where ‘s my serpent of old [Blank]?”
“I do not much dislike the [Blank], but The manner of his [Blank].”
“I [Blank]ed him out of patience; and that night I [Blank]ed him into patience; and next morn, Ere the ninth hour, I drunk him to his bed.”
“It is shaped, sir, like itself; and it is as broad as it hath breadth: it is just so high as it is, and moves with its own organs: it lives by that which nourisheth it; and the elements once out of it, it transmigrates.” – This quote didn’t need any [Blank]!
“O! my [Blank]s have Corrupted honest men.”
Tennessee Williams’ Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
“Just staying on it, I [Blank], as long as she can…”
“Silence about a [Blank] just magnifies it.”
“You can be young without [Blank], but you can’t be old without it.”
“[Blank] is important. There’s nothing else to hold on onto.”
“[Blank] just outran me, Big Daddy, got there first…”
Anton Chekhov’s The Cherry Orchard
“My mistress has come home; at last I’ve seen her. Now I’m ready to [Blank].”
“My love is like a [Blank] tied round my neck; it’s dragging me down to the [Blank]; I love my [Blank]. I can’t live without it.”
Edmond Rostand’s Cyrano de Bergerac
“He’s famous for his long–[Blank].”
“My [Blank] is Gargantuan! You little Pig-[Blank], you tiny Monkey-[Blank], you virtually invisible Pekinese-[Blank], don’t you realize that a [Blank] like mine is both scepter and orb, a monument to me superiority? A great [Blank] is the banner of a great man, a generous heart, a towering spirit, an expansive soul.”
“My [Blank] is more polished than your mustache”
“You’re a genuinely good [Blank]. There aren’t many of you left.”
“Yes, it is perfect. Your white [Blank]…”
“God’s whiskers! Your [Blank] is hideous as the demon’s in my storybook!”
Just to end on an overused phrase:
William Shakespeare’s,Hamlet
“To [Blank] or not to [Blank], that is the question.”
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In the future, we are going to post some quotes from plays we review, formatted like these quotes, and whoever can come up with some of the most creative responses will win some cool stuff! Keep a look out at a [Blank] near you!
If you feel inspired from any of our quotes, feel free to send us your creative responses.
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Playwrights’ Arena’sFlash Theater L.A. launched it’s first of 20 plays in 2012 by Los Angeles-based playwrights in 2012 with Leon Martell’s OCCUPY directed by Jon Lawrence Rivera. Around 100 waiting audience members and unexpected passerby gathered Sunday, January 22 at the corner of Sunset and Vine in Hollywood by the fountain at Chase Bank.
Poor Beck, by Joanna Laurens, is a post-apocalyptic retelling of the Greek fable of Myrrha, which is based on Ovid’s Metamorphoses. Joanna Laurens is an English playwright working for the Royal Shakespeare Company; her work is deeply influenced by both her position within the RSC and the post-colonial society in which she resides. Poor Beck is a true exploration of the boundaries of human existence and love in the most extreme of circumstances. It is a tale of pain and betrayal as well as the hope of humanity and survival. It is a tale of sight, both being able to see what has happened to the characters, and being unable and unwilling to see what is currently happening and what is still to come. In a time of politics and war it is difficult to see what truth is and what is fiction based upon what is told to us by political figures as the head of the population, which is a main theme within Poor Beck. Often times they are told things with proof, and an expert (Poor Beck the character) to support it, that ends up being the population’s ruin when it would be easy to use their common sense to see that these things aren’t going to come to pass, even if they want them to. It is often the want that blinds them from seeing the truth. It is important to emphasize the political themes within Poor Beck, in addition to the humanistic survival and sexual themes, and these can be emphasized by the addition and adaptation of the Greek chorus and the many functions its performance provides as well as the addition to live oboe as opposed to the Greek flute. The Greek chorus’ performance can create a link between the characters’ dialogue and the emotion and drama they are portraying in a way that is visually pleasing to the audience. They can also serve as a populous within the script, make certain spectacle/theatrical devices and effects possible, serve as a character within themselves, as well as serve as a metaphor for some of the primary characters. Instead of trying to recreate a traditional Greek chorus they should be adapted in such a way that it will be applicable to today’s audience, be able to be used in conjunction with current theatrical technology, as well as serve some of the functions of the traditional Greek chorus; this will enable the chorus to be able to grow and become its own unique entity fit for the contemporary stage.
“The most conspicuous element of Greek tragedy, the Chorus, was not a conscious invention of the Greek artistic genius. The Chorus was simply there from the beginning, whenever or wherever the beginning is placed, and it always had to be there, even though its presence might be something of a nuisance. At their best the poets made of it a superb dramatic instrument. With the accompaniment of music and dance, it made possible grand operatic effects that we can scarcely appreciate in reading and never reproduce exactly, since Greek music and choreography is lost. Beyond such effects, the poets made various uses of the Chorus, to relieve, amplify, intensify, or complicate their drama—and to mislead simple readers, who habitually look to it for the “moral” of the tragedy” (Muller, 41). Muller, has it exactly correct, the Poor Beck Chorus was used as a dramatic instrument that creates grand theatrical effects as well as intensifies certain scenes. `The Classical Greek pieces of theatre had certain theatrical devices that they used to attain the affects they wished; such as a Greek chorus. “The Chorus was the bond between the lyric and dramatic elements: having connection with the dramatic plot as the hero’s confidants, and taking part (through their Coryphæus or Leader) in the dialogue of the episodes, while the lyric parts they had wholly to themselves” (Moulton, 65-66). The chorus will still maintain the bond between the lyric and dramatic elements, but they will do so through modern dance (as illustrated in photograph A). For this reason the Greek chorus for Poor Beck was referred to as “the Poor Beck swim team;” for they are not an exact recreation of a Greek chorus, which would be impossible, but a modernized version of one without the use of verbal language, purely physical. This is not an unheard of philosophy for the use of a Greek Chorus: “The centre of all the dancing was the coryphaeus, the leader of the chorus; when two semi-choruses acted separately each had its leader. As was natural, choric dancing flourished mightily in the early days, and went down with lyrical performance in general. Thus Phrynichus congratulated himself on having devised ‘as many figures of the dance as are the billows on the sea under a dread night of storm’. Aeschylus too was a brilliant ballet-master” (Norwood, 78).
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Poor Beck is an ideal script for the addition of a chorus for it is based on a Greek myth, is written with a lyrical quality, and does not have large changes in time or location. “Although the poets knew of no rules about the unities of time and place, they usually observed these unities if only because a chorus of townspeople could not readily be moved about; no single tragedy has a wide-ranging action or a protracted development in time” (Muller, 41).