There has only been one problem that I have been thinking about since immediately after the performance of LoveSick, and that was; “how do I possibly describe this production?” Put quite simply, I can not.
You’ll just have to go see it.
LoveSick is:
- dark and twisted
-innovative and creative
- beautiful and well crafted
-relatable and emotionally stirring
-and impossible to describe in a way that will do it justice.
Even these pictures, each worth a thousand words, don’t quite sum up what a treat you are in for:
Gabrielle McClinton (Whatserame) and Van Hughes (Johnny) in AMERICAN IDIOT Photo credit: Doug Hamilton
Part of any theatrical project includes the major challenge of sending a message to the audience and having the audience experience an emotional reaction. This challenge for many can be complicated due to the multitude of cultures and generations seeing live theater today. For many, they have to choose which culture/generation they are going to attempt to reach. American idiot does what few productions are able to do. They successfully send different messages to the audience based upon their own personal life experiences, in such a way that everyone, no matter the culture/generation finds a way to relate to, and take something away from, the production.
Different generations of theatergoers walk away from the play experiencing different reactions from personal direct similarities to the three main story lines, to having friends that experienced those things, to having children or parents that went through those trials. Whether or not we are about to experience, are currently experiencing, have experienced, or have simply viewed other people experiencing things similar to the plot lines, the emotional reactions caused by American Idiot are substantial. They tend to linger to the extent that, as time passes and the audience member dwells on the experience, the love and understanding for this great production grows. Whether or not you are a green day fan or not, this show has something for everyone. There is only one person I have met that didn’t ‘get it,’ and ironically it is a theatre person that is trying to relate to the ‘young people’ today, something we talked about before here.
Some people I’ve spoken with that have yet to see American Idiot tend to think the show is just a tribute to Green Day. It is not. The show takes the music from Green Day’s ‘American Idiot’ album, which already has a kind of story, fills in the holes, and presents a musical with full and rich plot lines onto the stage. In this way, whether or not you are a fan of Green Day, you will still be able to enjoy this musical. American Idiot is truly a great theatrical experience in every aspect. If you have not gone yet, see the national tour of American Idiot at The Ahmanson Theatre, or where ever you can.
For the normal person audience member:
If money is tight, you have a few options, we went there at about 5:30pm and signed up for the lottery, you fill out a form, and at 6pm they announce the winners. The winners get $30 tickets for the first and second rows of the theatre. If you go on a slower day, like a Tuesday like we did, everyone that signed up for the lottery won. If you for some reason don’t win you can ask the box office to purchase Hot Tix. Hot Tix are $20 last minute tickets, generally seated in the balcony. Not great seats, but who’s complaining since they were $20. The $30 lottery is definitely the way to experience this show so you can see the plethora of details that make this production the success that it is. (You could also attempt to get goldstar tickets ahead of time here.) I know I know, you are thinking, “but if we go out to see a show at Center Theater Group there is no place for cheap food or drinks anywhere near there!”
Let me just say, oh ye of little faith, would we ever do that to you?
We have finally found an amazing solution to this. The restaurant is McCormick & Schmick’s and they have happy hour Mon-Fri from 3pm-10pm. What does this mean for you? $3.95 ½ lb cheeseburgers. Which was one of the best cheeseburgers I’ve had in some time, and I’m from the Midwest! That, along with $3.50 14 oz. draft beers, a good selection I might add, makes this the perfect pre-show drinking hole. Here is their happy hour menu.
We had just enough time to win the lottery, run to McCormick and Schmicks, order and eat a 4-buck awesome cheeseburger and fries, down a Sam Adams and a whiskey and head back to the theater just in time to sit down and enjoy an amazing show! No more overpriced theater drinks for you, now you know the secret… shhhhhh…. Don’t tell too many people, or everyone might actually enjoy himself or herself without breaking the bank.
One more thing I want to mention, American Idiot is also participating in “Broadway Cares” Which is a charity that awards grants to AIDS service organizations nationwide. As a man who has ridden in AIDS Lifecycle, (which is still looking for more riders this year, BTW) I am all about the cause. PLUS if you donate $40, you get a window card (some refer to them as posters) signed by the whole cast! A normal, unsigned, window card generally goes for around $20 bucks. So if you shell out $40 clams, then you get to help an amazing organization fight AIDS, as well as walk home with a great souvenir. It’s a win win!
[Blank]ing is a time honored theatrical tradition. Here are some memorable quotes from plays through the ages… including a hell of a lot of Shakespeare… he’s [Blank]ing dirty!
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Williams Shakespeare’s As you like It
“That her [Blank]s may henceforth be bestowed equally.”
“Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more [Blank] and [Blank] of you.”
“My pride fell with my [Blank].”
“O, how full of [Blank] is this working-day world!”
“[Blank] on, you fat and greasy citizens.”
“I can suck [Blank] out of a [Blank] as a weasel sucks eggs.”
“Blow, blow, thou [Blank]er [Blank]! Thou art not so unkind As man’s [Blank].”
“[Blank] me in one word.”
“I do desire we may be better [Blank]ers.”
“I am not a slut, though I thank the gods I am [Blank].”
Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia
“It’s the wanting to [Blank] that makes us matter.”
William Shakespeare’s All’s Well That End’s Well
“Oft [Blank] fails, and most oft there Where most it promises.”
“It is like a [Blank]er’s [Blank] that fits all buttocks.”
“They say miracles are [Blank].”
“A young man married is a man that’s [Blank].”
“Make the coming [Blank] o’erflow with joy, And pleasure drown the brim.”
William Shakespeare’s,Antony and Cleopatra
“I love long [Blank] better than figs.”
“The nature of bad [Blank] infects the [Blank].”
“There’s a great [Blank] gone!”
“[Blank] was in our lips and yes, Bliss in our [Blank] bent.”
“Give me to drink [Blank] That I might sleep this out this great gap of [Blank]…”
“Where ‘s my serpent of old [Blank]?”
“I do not much dislike the [Blank], but The manner of his [Blank].”
“I [Blank]ed him out of patience; and that night I [Blank]ed him into patience; and next morn, Ere the ninth hour, I drunk him to his bed.”
“It is shaped, sir, like itself; and it is as broad as it hath breadth: it is just so high as it is, and moves with its own organs: it lives by that which nourisheth it; and the elements once out of it, it transmigrates.” – This quote didn’t need any [Blank]!
“O! my [Blank]s have Corrupted honest men.”
Tennessee Williams’ Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
“Just staying on it, I [Blank], as long as she can…”
“Silence about a [Blank] just magnifies it.”
“You can be young without [Blank], but you can’t be old without it.”
“[Blank] is important. There’s nothing else to hold on onto.”
“[Blank] just outran me, Big Daddy, got there first…”
Anton Chekhov’s The Cherry Orchard
“My mistress has come home; at last I’ve seen her. Now I’m ready to [Blank].”
“My love is like a [Blank] tied round my neck; it’s dragging me down to the [Blank]; I love my [Blank]. I can’t live without it.”
Edmond Rostand’s Cyrano de Bergerac
“He’s famous for his long–[Blank].”
“My [Blank] is Gargantuan! You little Pig-[Blank], you tiny Monkey-[Blank], you virtually invisible Pekinese-[Blank], don’t you realize that a [Blank] like mine is both scepter and orb, a monument to me superiority? A great [Blank] is the banner of a great man, a generous heart, a towering spirit, an expansive soul.”
“My [Blank] is more polished than your mustache”
“You’re a genuinely good [Blank]. There aren’t many of you left.”
“Yes, it is perfect. Your white [Blank]…”
“God’s whiskers! Your [Blank] is hideous as the demon’s in my storybook!”
Just to end on an overused phrase:
William Shakespeare’s,Hamlet
“To [Blank] or not to [Blank], that is the question.”
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In the future, we are going to post some quotes from plays we review, formatted like these quotes, and whoever can come up with some of the most creative responses will win some cool stuff! Keep a look out at a [Blank] near you!
If you feel inspired from any of our quotes, feel free to send us your creative responses.
When playwright and actor Ken Narasaki sat in his seat last night to watch the West Coast premiere of DISSONANCE at the Falcon Theatre in Burbank, he did not expect to walk out.
Neither did he expect to write and publicly post about his experience. Although Falcon Theater did apologize to his post on their Facebook page wall, in his open letter, Narasaki stresses the impact of the reaction and opinion of the individual audience member versus the masses. But we cannot help but think, where is the line drawn? In 2012, how are racial epithets allowed to slide by on the stages of a city as culturally and ethnically diverse as Los Angeles?
Read on and tell us what you think. Or if you’ve ever been in a similar situation on either side of the fence, we’d like to hear from you.
I walked out of DISSONANCE last night because of the main character’s “comic” use of the phrase “squinty-eyed bastards” and “Japs”. I have been involved with theater as an actor, writer, director, literary manager and a story analyst for the past 35 years, so I do understand that theater should not be constrained by “political correctness” and I do understand that the character was supposed to be a jerk, and I do understand that you should not be censors because there are things in most interesting plays that could potentially offend any number of people.
I just want to ask you this: Would you have presented the play as is if the character had said “black bastards” and “niggers”? How about “Jew bastards” and “kikes” in the context of a cheap laugh line?
I’m fairly certain that you would not, and I’m fairly certain your audience wouldn’t have laughed as they did last night.
Context is everything and I believe no words should be “taken off the table” because sometimes racial epithets can make important points in illustrating attitudes and illuminating characters. In this case, I saw absolutely no need for these words and believe it is only because the writer and the artistic personnel involved in the production simply discounted how disgusting these words would be to any of your Asian American audiences. Indeed, not every Asian would feel the same sort of horror that I did, but I feel it is important to let you know that it was a surreal experience to sit in what appeared to me to be an all-white audience, to hear those epithets, and to hear the audience LAUGHING. I felt like I’d been tossed back in time to the 1960s when I used to hear words like that on the schoolyard by racist bullies and ignorant classmates who found things like that hilarious. I had to leave because, honestly, I was emotionally sickened by the experience and flabbergasted that it was used so lightly and with so little reason or purpose; it was ugly to me, and a little shocking to realize that my fellow audience members apparently found such racist speech “naughty” or “daring” enough to laugh.
I would also suggest to you that ignoring the impact these kinds of words have on the few minority members in your audience probably have an effect you may not notice: A lot of audience members may wince, but stick it out and in the end, wouldn’t be angry enough to write you a letter, but on the other hand, may never return – in other words, you may be driving away audiences not angry enough to let you know because, after all, it’s not THAT big a deal; on the other hand, they know that your theater is not for them, so you’ve lost them without ever knowing why.
I hope you’ll give this some serious thought and discuss this because I seriously doubt that I will ever return to the Falcon.
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Playwrights’ Arena’sFlash Theater L.A. launched it’s first of 20 plays in 2012 by Los Angeles-based playwrights in 2012 with Leon Martell’s OCCUPY directed by Jon Lawrence Rivera. Around 100 waiting audience members and unexpected passerby gathered Sunday, January 22 at the corner of Sunset and Vine in Hollywood by the fountain at Chase Bank.
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